{"id":3958,"date":"2010-01-26T01:01:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T09:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3958"},"modified":"2010-01-26T01:01:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T09:01:40","slug":"i-pity-the-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-pity-the-fool\/","title":{"rendered":"I Pity the Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/balmain-croc-jacket-74000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3959\" title=\"balmain croc jacket 74,000\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/balmain-croc-jacket-74000-300x296.jpg?resize=300%2C296\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/balmain-croc-jacket-74000.jpg?resize=300%2C296&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/balmain-croc-jacket-74000.jpg?w=689&amp;ssl=1 689w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;who buys <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luisaviaroma.com\/index.aspx#getData.aspx|CallType=Product&amp;prodId=G5B43&amp;des=G5B&amp;cat=&amp;gender=women&amp;group=&amp;vendorColor=VDAxNg==&amp;season=actual&amp;seasProdID=51I\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> crocodile &#8220;tail coat&#8221; jacket by <strong>Balmain<\/strong>, for $74,000.&nbsp;\u00a0 Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna?<\/p>\n<p>Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It&#8217;s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla.<\/p>\n<p>Look at this bingo card I made <a href=\"http:\/\/lurkertech.com\/buzzword-bingo\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 If you&#8217;re looking at a fashion website or blog and you see any 5 words in a row, you can yell &#8220;BINGO!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/buzzword-bingo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3960\" title=\"buzzword bingo\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/buzzword-bingo-300x227.jpg?resize=300%2C227\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/buzzword-bingo.jpg?resize=300%2C227&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/buzzword-bingo.jpg?w=748&amp;ssl=1 748w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;who buys this crocodile &#8220;tail coat&#8221; jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.&nbsp;\u00a0 Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It&#8217;s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.&nbsp;\u00a0 If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-pity-the-fool\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,7,6],"tags":[569,42,257],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-11Q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3958"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}