{"id":3964,"date":"2010-01-27T00:00:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T08:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3964"},"modified":"2010-01-27T00:00:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T08:00:55","slug":"facebook-feel-the-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/facebook-feel-the-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook: Feel the Hate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/i-love-my-friends.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3965\" title=\"i love my friends\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/i-love-my-friends-300x250.gif?resize=300%2C250\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/i-love-my-friends.gif?resize=300%2C250&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/i-love-my-friends.gif?w=320&amp;ssl=1 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I heard my son remark about Facebook: &#8220;<strong>I find my self wondering, why are you my friend here when I fucking hate you?<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So true. I went to look at my Facebook friends and I hate at least 5 of them. There are others who are complete strangers but I can assume that I&#8217;d probably hate 80% of them if I knew who they were.<\/p>\n<p>It suddenly occurred to me that I might find my husband&#8217;s <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/12\/04\/stalking-the-ex\/\" target=\"_blank\">ex<\/a><\/strong> on Facebook, but no such luck. I only found her teenage son, who is throwing a gang sign in his profile photo and has 657 friends. YAY!<\/p>\n<p>How many of your Facebook friends do <em>you<\/em> hate? And which nemesis has disappointed you by not being there?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, I heard my son remark about Facebook: &#8220;I find my self wondering, why are you my friend here when I fucking hate you?&#8221; So true. I went to look at my Facebook friends and I hate at least 5 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/facebook-feel-the-hate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9],"tags":[692,332,748],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-11W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3964"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}