{"id":3980,"date":"2010-01-28T23:35:28","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T07:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3980"},"modified":"2010-01-28T23:35:28","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T07:35:28","slug":"why-cant-i-be-popular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-cant-i-be-popular\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Can&#8217;t I be Popular?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that website <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloglovin.com\/en\" target=\"_blank\">bloglovin<\/a>? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don&#8217;t exist) also like a blog called <strong>Nubbytwiglet<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/horrible-nubbytwiglet-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3981\" title=\"horrible nubbytwiglet girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/horrible-nubbytwiglet-girl-203x300.jpg?resize=203%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/horrible-nubbytwiglet-girl.jpg?resize=203%2C300&amp;ssl=1 203w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/horrible-nubbytwiglet-girl.jpg?w=518&amp;ssl=1 518w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like <strong>Sarah Silverman<\/strong>, which for me is not a good thing. Not at all. She has lots of advice about how to be successful and famous. She is the last person I would want to be associated with.<\/p>\n<p>Fine, maybe not the LAST but close. Why aren&#8217;t I popular?! I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfrankensense.com\/al_franken_quotes.html\" target=\"_blank\">good enough<\/a>, I&#8217;m smart enough, dog-gone it.&nbsp;\u00a0 Shit. Is it because I&#8217;m a cunt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that website bloglovin? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don&#8217;t exist) also like a blog called Nubbytwiglet. Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like Sarah Silverman, which for me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-cant-i-be-popular\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7,554],"tags":[433,215],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-12c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}