{"id":4025,"date":"2010-02-03T00:54:24","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T08:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4025"},"modified":"2010-02-03T00:54:24","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T08:54:24","slug":"comments-for-jane-232010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-232010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 2\/3\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sea-takes-a-turn-for-the-worse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4026\" title=\"Sea takes a turn for the worse\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sea-takes-a-turn-for-the-worse-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sea-takes-a-turn-for-the-worse.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sea-takes-a-turn-for-the-worse.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sea has been very busy with &#8220;work&#8221;, but here we find her taking a well-earned rest, covered fetchingly with nothing but a curated fur coat. Note the cascade of streaky hair.&nbsp;\u00a0 Would a mother take such a photo of her teenage daughter? Surely not. So&#8230;.did Sea pose for herself? Or for the gay boyfriend?<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Sea confided that she didn&#8217;t really have a pair of casual flats, so she obtained\/acquired a pair of studded <strong>Givenchy<\/strong> ballet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barneys.com\/Studded%20Ballet%20Flat\/500372343,default,pd.html\" target=\"_blank\">shoes<\/a> that are currently available at <strong>Barney<\/strong>s for $450.&nbsp;\u00a0 A girl needs flats, right? $450 is really pretty reasonable, when you think about it.&nbsp;\u00a0 It&#8217;s a steal, in fact.<\/p>\n<p>Sea also confides that she&#8217;s sick and tired of the bad weather. Maybe it&#8217;s hard to shop in the rain. Where is a Margiela raincoat when you need one, for fuck sake? If only Mom would buy a TV!<\/p>\n<p>If you need to leave a comment for Jane, this is your chance, since her ban on comments is still in effect. I&#8217;ll go first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, the pose in the fur coat is an unfortunate development. Don&#8217;t ruin your brand by playing the slut card! Find a good colorist who can fix the hair, I&#8217;m sure they have one in Texas, or call Chanel to see if they&#8217;ll send one from Paris. Love, xo SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sea has been very busy with &#8220;work&#8221;, but here we find her taking a well-earned rest, covered fetchingly with nothing but a curated fur coat. Note the cascade of streaky hair.&nbsp;\u00a0 Would a mother take such a photo of her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-232010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[477,274,740],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-12V","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}