{"id":4092,"date":"2010-02-13T22:15:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-14T06:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4092"},"modified":"2010-02-13T22:15:50","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T06:15:50","slug":"i-told-you-hair-is-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-told-you-hair-is-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"I Told You Hair is Everything!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4093\" title=\"mrs p minus hair\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair.jpg?resize=328%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair.jpg?w=328&amp;ssl=1 328w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4094\" title=\"mrs p minus hair2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair2-187x300.jpg?resize=187%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"187\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair2.jpg?resize=187%2C300&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/mrs-p-minus-hair2.jpg?w=313&amp;ssl=1 313w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin&#8217;s trademark big hair! It&#8217;s like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Samson\" target=\"_blank\">Samson after Delilah<\/a> got through with him!<\/p>\n<p>A genius over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.koolass.com\/palin.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the glasses and trashy earrings.) Voila, she is instantly disempowered.<\/p>\n<p>Without going into my Nobel Prize Exegesis on the subliminal sources of Mrs. Palin&#8217;s magnetism (because I haven&#8217;t written it yet) I will just say that without these totems, she loses the medley of conflicting archetypes that serve to resonate with both her fans and detractors.<\/p>\n<p>With the Big Hair and other accoutrement&#8217;s, she is simultaneously a Vixen, Church Lady, Librarian, Dominatrix, Stripper and Mommy. Take that shit away and&nbsp;\u00a0 what do you have?<\/p>\n<p>(I know <a href=\"http:\/\/duffandnonsense.typepad.com\/duff_nonsense\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mr. Duff<\/a> will have a good answer.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin&#8217;s trademark big hair! It&#8217;s like Samson after Delilah got through with him! A genius over here altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-told-you-hair-is-everything\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,5,7],"tags":[204,378,392],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-140","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4092"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4092\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}