{"id":4119,"date":"2010-02-17T20:19:58","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T04:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4119"},"modified":"2010-02-17T20:19:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T04:19:58","slug":"show-me-the-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/show-me-the-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Show Me The Money!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Are your feet big like mine? Are they a US 10 or IT 40? If so, you can buy these awesome Illex Kinni<\/strong> shoes RIGHT NOW for $230, saving yourself $20 from the retail price.<\/p>\n

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Or! You can buy these fabulous Vivienne Westwood boots, same size, for only $250 plus shipping!<\/p>\n

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Both of these are UNWORN, waiting in their boxes under my bed for someone who can walk in heels.<\/p>\n

Yes, yes, I am a cunt who once bought<\/span> acquired shoes and lots of other pricey stuff in the mistaken belief that they would make me happy, lovable, and shielded from life’s essential and meaningless horror. Okay?<\/p>\n

Now I’m a cunt who needs to try to pay bills.<\/p>\n

Contact me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com if you’re interested. \u00a0 If you’re not, PLEASE don’t tell me why in a comment, unless you want me to kill you or you happen to be Wendy Brandes. \u00a0 Thanks! xoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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