{"id":4156,"date":"2010-02-22T00:43:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T08:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4156"},"modified":"2010-02-22T00:43:34","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T08:43:34","slug":"finding-my-niche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/finding-my-niche\/","title":{"rendered":"Finding My Niche"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Every time I read a thing about bloggers having to find a niche, my heart sinks. \u00a0 I’m not doing anything right. I’m also supposed to put keywords in my post titles, and to figure out what kind of posts bring the most traffic. That way, I can give the readers more of what They want.<\/p>\n

I’m terrible at following rules, even when it would be in my best interest.<\/p>\n

I also read some shit about finding your Voice and establishing your Brand. No problems there, I think. My Voice is my actual voice, and the Sister Wolf Brand<\/strong>..well, duh.<\/p>\n

But here’s a great idea for a niche. Shopbop<\/a>, my favorite online shopping site, has announced that returns of their merchandise are now free! So is shipping. Wouldn’t it be great if I spent the rest of my life ordering stuff from Shopbop, modeling it, and then sending it back?!<\/p>\n

I could let readers vote on what I have to buy and model! I could try to pose like Goony Bird<\/a>! I could glower like Starvng Girl<\/a>! I could wear rompers and sequin shorts! The possibilities are endless. And horrible!<\/p>\n

I wish I had the energy to carry this out, don’t you? I could get really famous as That Crazy Woman Who Models Shopbop Crap<\/strong>. But would I get a book deal, do you think?<\/p>\n

I’m not doing anything that won’t get me a book deal. In fact, that is my motto from now on. I’m going to try it out on my husband when he gets home tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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