{"id":4166,"date":"2010-02-22T23:29:31","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T07:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4166"},"modified":"2010-02-22T23:29:31","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T07:29:31","slug":"how-cute-is-this-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/how-cute-is-this-shoe\/","title":{"rendered":"How Cute is This Shoe?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Melissa-Rat-Shoe.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4168\" title=\"Melissa Rat Shoe\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Melissa-Rat-Shoe-300x212.jpg?resize=300%2C212\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Melissa-Rat-Shoe.jpg?resize=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Melissa-Rat-Shoe.jpg?w=638&amp;ssl=1 638w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Just kidding!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When I clicked to enlarge the picture, just to be sure I wasn&#8217;t hallucinating, I was momentarily nauseated. But I like the third bullet point in the description:&nbsp;\u00a0 &#8220;Rat accent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>$100 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolveclothing.com\/DisplayProduct.jsp?product=MISX-WZ79&amp;c=Feb+21&amp;n=n\" target=\"_blank\">Revolve<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding! When I clicked to enlarge the picture, just to be sure I wasn&#8217;t hallucinating, I was momentarily nauseated. But I like the third bullet point in the description:&nbsp;\u00a0 &#8220;Rat accent.&#8221; $100 at Revolve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-15c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}