{"id":4187,"date":"2010-02-24T23:08:11","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T07:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4187"},"modified":"2010-02-24T23:08:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T07:08:11","slug":"lets-count-trigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-count-trigs\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Count Trigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/editorial_palin.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4188\" title=\"editorial_palin\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/editorial_palin-300x206.gif?resize=300%2C206\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/editorial_palin.gif?resize=300%2C206&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/editorial_palin.gif?w=557&amp;ssl=1 557w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re an active member of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/09\/08\/pap-smear-official-business\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>PAP Smear<\/strong><\/a>, you already know about the newest evidence concerning Trig-gate. If not, you can check it out <a href=\"http:\/\/theimmoralminority.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/tale-of-two-babies-by-sarah-palin.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/breepalin.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/oh-baby-do-i-have-baby-questions.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The original Trig has a deformed ear. The current Trig does not. Nobody is saying where Mrs. P procured those Trigs, or even how many Trigs there might be. Nobody has yet seen a copy of any <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2010\/02\/todd-palin-and-trig-palins-birth-certificate-emails-released.html\" target=\"_blank\">birth certificate<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Real Americans want Real Trigs<\/strong>, goddammit!<\/p>\n<p>* cartoon from <a href=\"http:\/\/thisishistorictimes.com\/2010\/02\/animal-mother\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re an active member of PAP Smear, you already know about the newest evidence concerning Trig-gate. If not, you can check it out here and here. The original Trig has a deformed ear. The current Trig does not. Nobody &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-count-trigs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,554],"tags":[417,378,412],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-15x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}