{"id":4203,"date":"2010-02-27T16:57:07","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T00:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4203"},"modified":"2010-02-27T16:57:07","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T00:57:07","slug":"the-cowboy-thong-sandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-cowboy-thong-sandal\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cowboy Thong Sandal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/cowboy-thong-sandal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4204\" title=\"cowboy thong sandal\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/cowboy-thong-sandal-300x166.jpg?resize=300%2C166\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/cowboy-thong-sandal.jpg?resize=300%2C166&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/cowboy-thong-sandal.jpg?w=786&amp;ssl=1 786w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels.<\/p>\n<p>And yet somehow I feel that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2009\/03\/20\/what-kind-of-wassonery-is-this\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Erin Wasson<\/strong><\/a> would love them.They might even be worse than the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2010\/02\/04\/gladiator-converse-sneakers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Gladiator Converse<\/a>. Both signal the end of civilization.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod98620142&amp;parentId=cat13030763&amp;masterId=cat14210731&amp;index=102&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat14210731cat13030763\" target=\"_blank\">Neiman Marcus<\/a>, $495<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-cowboy-thong-sandal\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,2,5],"tags":[522,644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-15N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}