{"id":423,"date":"2007-07-11T15:25:40","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T23:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/07\/11\/fall-fashion-ii-more-stuff-i-want\/"},"modified":"2007-07-11T15:25:40","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T23:25:40","slug":"fall-fashion-ii-more-stuff-i-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fall-fashion-ii-more-stuff-i-want\/","title":{"rendered":"Fall Fashion II: More Stuff I Want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"versace-bag2.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/versace-bag2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image422\" height=\"96\" alt=\"versace-bag2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/versace-bag2.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"chloe-blue-boots.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/chloe-blue-boots.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image421\" height=\"96\" alt=\"chloe-blue-boots.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/chloe-blue-boots.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"lanvin-boot.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/lanvin-boot.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image420\" height=\"96\" alt=\"lanvin-boot.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/lanvin-boot.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The more I see, the more I want. And the more I want, the more expensive are my objects of desire. Here are three items I can&#8217;t afford: the bag by Versace, the boots by Chloe, and the shoes by Lanvin. Click on them to admire their jewel-toned glory.<\/p>\n<p>If I ever saw someone wearing any of these items, I would have to kill them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The more I see, the more I want. And the more I want, the more expensive are my objects of desire. Here are three items I can&#8217;t afford: the bag by Versace, the boots by Chloe, and the shoes by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fall-fashion-ii-more-stuff-i-want\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-6P","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}