{"id":4246,"date":"2010-03-03T00:16:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T08:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4246"},"modified":"2010-03-03T00:16:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T08:16:12","slug":"comments-for-jane-3032010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-3032010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 3\/03\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-wears-Ann-D-lace-ups.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4247\" title=\"Sea wears Ann D lace-ups\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-wears-Ann-D-lace-ups-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-wears-Ann-D-lace-ups.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-wears-Ann-D-lace-ups.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Catching up with Sea of Shoes after her whirlwind visit to New York, we now find her back in Texas, specifically, at an exclusive sale of Mom&#8217;s &#8220;vintage&#8221; wares at some shop in Dallas.<\/p>\n<p>Sea and Mom spread the joy of hideous animal-themed costume jewelry, most if it sourced from eBay at a fraction of the price charged to their hapless groupies. Years from now, Texas woman will be wondering what came over them when they gaze upon their gigantic monkey and elephant pendants.<\/p>\n<p>Jane stood around in her Anne D. shoes, perhaps daydreaming about Asian boys or Martin Margiela. Meanwhile, Mom has posted about her love of studded shoes, featuring at least $4,000 of&nbsp;\u00a0 her carefully edited collection.<\/p>\n<p>Would you like to leave a comment for Jane, who doesn&#8217;t care what you think? I will go first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, I saw a video of an interview you gave in New York, and I realized that you are just an average looking girl<\/strong> <strong>who doesn&#8217;t seem to grasp the implications of anything at all. I see that Mom is the brains behind everything, and I hope one day you can move on to a &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Transitional_object\" target=\"_blank\">transitional object<\/a>&#8216;, like a blankie, before finally breaking free of Mom for good. Meanwhile, I think you guys have enough shoes. Love, SW<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catching up with Sea of Shoes after her whirlwind visit to New York, we now find her back in Texas, specifically, at an exclusive sale of Mom&#8217;s &#8220;vintage&#8221; wares at some shop in Dallas. Sea and Mom spread the joy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-3032010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[234,65,740],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-16u","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}