{"id":4312,"date":"2010-03-11T01:33:19","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T09:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4312"},"modified":"2010-03-11T01:33:19","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T09:33:19","slug":"comments-for-jane-3112010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-3112010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments for Jane 3\/11\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-with-795-brogues.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4313\" title=\"Sea with 795 brogues\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-with-795-brogues-200x300.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-with-795-brogues.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-with-795-brogues.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Most recently, Sea was thrilled to acquire a garish coat that matched the dowdy skirt she had earlier obtained from a shop in Dallas. Now she can wear them together and look like a kooky bag lady from the 70s.<\/p>\n<p>More important, in my opinion, is the price of her new brogues, pictured above. <strong>Barneys<\/strong> is nice enough to send me catalogues even though I never go there, and now in the latest catalog, uh-oh,&nbsp;\u00a0 Sea&#8217;s shoes, priced at <strong>$795<\/strong>. No wonder she was so excited when they arrived!<\/p>\n<p>Sea and Mom show no signs of slowing down this frenzy of spending. It&#8217;s not Sea&#8217;s fault, though. She is the Bristol to Mom&#8217;s Sarah. She hasn&#8217;t had a chance to learn anything about anything. If only Mom would let her watch TV! I don&#8217;t believe for a minute that Sea&#8217;s other blog is her own project. The nudity, the KKK, the horrible fish. It seems like the work of a demented pedophile.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well. Sea doesn&#8217;t want to hear your comments, but you can leave them here anyway. I&#8217;ll go first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, Why those Comme des Garcons saddle shoes for $795?? Remember you just got those Givenchy flats for $450! It&#8217;s good that you&#8217;re not worried about money but it&#8217;s also good to just &#8220;live.&#8221; (That&#8217;s the stuff people do when they&#8217;re not shopping or posing or tweeting.) I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m ever going to get through to you but I&#8217;ll keep trying.&nbsp;\u00a0 Maybe you should read Gravity&#8217;s Rainbow again. Bye for now, love, SW.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most recently, Sea was thrilled to acquire a garish coat that matched the dowdy skirt she had earlier obtained from a shop in Dallas. Now she can wear them together and look like a kooky bag lady from the 70s. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-3112010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2,6],"tags":[424,740,221],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-17y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}