{"id":4322,"date":"2010-03-11T22:08:40","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T06:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4322"},"modified":"2010-03-11T22:10:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-12T06:10:16","slug":"jessica-simpson-not-just-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/jessica-simpson-not-just-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"

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First of all, she is<\/em> fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”. \u00a0 Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show.<\/p>\n

Have you ever seen someone on TV who is so stupid that you want to cover your eyes? This is the true horror of Jessica Simpson<\/strong>. She brays loudly and inappropriately after making awkward jokes, all the time being fat. I had to turn away out of common decency.<\/p>\n

Now I find that she’s involved with Billy Corgan<\/strong>, who wrote a song for her new show. I know how much everyone hates Billy Corgan but I love him! \u00a0 Loved him, I guess. Why does he want Jessica Simpson?! Is it because she’s “sexual napalm<\/a>?” Isn’t napalm a bad thing? And what if he wants a coherent conversation after the napalm?<\/p>\n

I’m just depressed about the whole thing. And don’t tell me she’s not fat. She’s not fat like her awful sister didn’t have a nose job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”. \u00a0 Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[761,372,453],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-17I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}