{"id":4330,"date":"2010-03-11T22:57:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T06:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4330"},"modified":"2010-03-11T22:57:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-12T06:57:21","slug":"three-choices-all-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/three-choices-all-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Choices, All Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ann-d-boots-1225.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4331\" title=\"ann d boots 1225\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ann-d-boots-1225.jpg?resize=300%2C400\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ann-d-boots-1225.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ann-d-boots-1225.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ann Demuelemeester&nbsp;\u00a0 <strong>$1,225.00<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/dolce-vita-boots-175.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4332\" title=\"dolce vita boots 175\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/dolce-vita-boots-175.jpg?resize=300%2C400\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/dolce-vita-boots-175.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/dolce-vita-boots-175.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dolce Vita <strong>$175.00<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chloe-sevigny-boot-650.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4333\" title=\"chloe-sevigny boot 650\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/chloe-sevigny-boot-650.jpg?resize=207%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chloe Sevigny &#8211; Opening Ceremony <strong>$650.00<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>God, when will these shoes go away? Who&#8217;s stupid enough to <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">buy<\/span> obtain the Ann D. version?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ann Demuelemeester&nbsp;\u00a0 $1,225.00 Dolce Vita $175.00 Chloe Sevigny &#8211; Opening Ceremony $650.00 ~ God, when will these shoes go away? Who&#8217;s stupid enough to buy obtain the Ann D. version?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[118,257],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-17Q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}