{"id":435,"date":"2007-07-26T20:48:42","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T04:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/07\/26\/lindsay-lohan-and-me\/"},"modified":"2007-07-26T20:48:42","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T04:48:42","slug":"lindsay-lohan-and-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lindsay-lohan-and-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Lindsay Lohan And Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Some lady answered and screamed “John Gibson show, what do you want to say about Lindsay Lohan?” So I said something like, Well, I don’t think she’s a role model for anyone. I like to read about her troubles because I enjoy hating her.<\/p>\n

I was put on hold and I listened to other callers making the usual points, like “Why can’t we focus on something important?” or some crap about Hollywood and celebrities.<\/p>\n

Suddenly I was on the air, and drawling my own crap about Lindsay Lohan. I said that my friends and I think that Lindsay Lohan is an attention-whore and will do anything to get more attention. I said that she probably came by it honestly, thanks to her screwed up parents, but she was making her own decisions every day, just like anyone else.<\/p>\n

The radio host sneered, “So, you think it’s fun to watch her kill herself? You enjoy that, do you?”<\/p>\n

I answered, “Not at all. I’m just saying that bla bla bla.”<\/p>\n

But he’d cut me off, of course, because it’s Fox News!<\/p>\n

God, I loved hearing myself on the radio. There was a slight time delay, so I got to hear my last words, which were fabulous, but I can’t quite remember them.<\/p>\n

From now on, I’m going to call in to radio talk shows all the time, and I’ll find a way to complete my thought about LL, which was this: When I heard about her arrest, it was like Christmas Morning!<\/p>\n

Wasn’t it like that for everyone? \u00a0
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