{"id":4372,"date":"2010-03-15T23:13:38","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T07:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4372"},"modified":"2010-03-15T23:13:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T07:13:38","slug":"sparkly-happiness-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sparkly-happiness-for-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Sparkly Happiness for Everyone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tragic-fashion-boy-cornified.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4373\" title=\"tragic fashion boy cornified!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tragic-fashion-boy-cornified.jpg?resize=293%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tragic-fashion-boy-cornified.jpg?w=293&amp;ssl=1 293w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tragic-fashion-boy-cornified.jpg?resize=195%2C300&amp;ssl=1 195w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rainbows and unicorns make everything happy, even Tragic Fashion Boy! <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cornify.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cornify<\/a><\/strong> is &#8220;the number #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, providing sparkles and happiness for all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You can download a Cornify bookmark to Cornificate boring web pages: the more you click on it, the more sparkly happiness ensues. YAY for happy cuteness!<\/p>\n<p>Take <em>that<\/em>, you stupid bitches who complain that I&#8217;m full of hate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rainbows and unicorns make everything happy, even Tragic Fashion Boy! Cornify is &#8220;the number #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, providing sparkles and happiness for all.&#8221; You can download a Cornify bookmark to Cornificate boring web pages: the more you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sparkly-happiness-for-everyone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12],"tags":[750,744],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-18w","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}