{"id":4398,"date":"2010-03-19T00:31:36","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T08:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4398"},"modified":"2010-03-19T00:31:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T08:31:36","slug":"comments-for-jane-3182010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-3182010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 3\/18\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, it’s time to get serious. After reading a new interview with Sea here<\/a>, and then having a look at her “other” blog, I see there is something going on. Upon deliberating, I think I have cracked the code.<\/p>\n

Sea of Shoes<\/strong> is actually<\/strong><\/em> code for SOS<\/strong><\/em>! It is a cri de coeur from Jane, \u00a0 begging the world to deliver her from her demons.<\/p>\n

I hear you, Jane! In the interview, she is asked to describe herself in 3 words. She answers: “Dirty old man.” Oh my! Elsewhere, in response to the question, “Tell me something most people wouldn’t know about you,” she says, “I’m a big sicko.”<\/p>\n

OKAY, I GET IT. You’re a dark soul with fetishes aplenty, or you’re a lesbian. This is why your latest entry at your “other” blog<\/a> is a naked woman displaying her anus. \u00a0 It explains the emphasis on tits and ass. Instead of dropping hints, it might be better to just integrate your dark, lesbitious side into your everyday life and to feel okay with it.<\/p>\n

Jane doesn’t want your comments but you can leave them here instead. I will go first:<\/p>\n

Dear Sea, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. Just<\/strong> be ashamed of buying all those shoes. Love, SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"