{"id":4405,"date":"2010-03-19T22:25:30","date_gmt":"2010-03-20T06:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4405"},"modified":"2010-03-19T22:25:30","modified_gmt":"2010-03-20T06:25:31","slug":"the-poetry-of-stylebop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-poetry-of-stylebop\/","title":{"rendered":"The Poetry of Stylebop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/blue-suede-shoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4406\" title=\"blue suede shoes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/blue-suede-shoes.jpg?resize=640%2C415\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/blue-suede-shoes.jpg?w=669&amp;ssl=1 669w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/blue-suede-shoes.jpg?resize=300%2C194&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love these shoes, but not as much as the selling points, as dreamed up by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stylebop.com\/product_details.php?id=17284\" target=\"_blank\">Stylebop<\/a>. The <strong>Agnes Deyn<\/strong> reference almost ruined them for me, but not quite. If&nbsp;\u00a0 they were affordable, I would wear them with everything except for the hippie dresses and petticoats.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stylebop<\/strong> sells beautiful stuff that you can&#8217;t always find online. For me, the attraction is the copy-writing. Where else would a &#8220;small 1cm wooden heel&#8221; be described in the same breath as &#8220;robust?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Go to Stylebop and enjoy its wonderful <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/malaprop\" target=\"_blank\">malaprops<\/a> and cockamamie styling advice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love these shoes, but not as much as the selling points, as dreamed up by Stylebop. The Agnes Deyn reference almost ruined them for me, but not quite. If&nbsp;\u00a0 they were affordable, I would wear them with everything except &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-poetry-of-stylebop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[37,782,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-193","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}