{"id":441,"date":"2007-08-05T19:34:55","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T03:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/08\/05\/why-not-just-shoot-me-in-the-head\/"},"modified":"2007-08-05T19:34:55","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T03:34:55","slug":"why-not-just-shoot-me-in-the-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-not-just-shoot-me-in-the-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Not Just Shoot Me In The Head?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"metallic-shoe3.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/metallic-shoe3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image440\" height=\"96\" alt=\"metallic-shoe3.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/metallic-shoe3.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"metallic-shoe2.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/metallic-shoe2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image439\" height=\"96\" alt=\"metallic-shoe2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/metallic-shoe2.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"metallic-shoe1.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/metallic-shoe1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image438\" height=\"96\" alt=\"metallic-shoe1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/metallic-shoe1.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why do these shoes have to exist if I can&#8217;t have them? They were obviously designed just to torture me. Thanks, Christian Louboutin, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brownsfashion.com\/BrownsFashionSite\/pages\/home\/default.asp\" target=\"_blank\">Browns<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do these shoes have to exist if I can&#8217;t have them? They were obviously designed just to torture me. Thanks, Christian Louboutin, and Browns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-77","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}