{"id":4511,"date":"2010-03-26T00:30:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T08:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4511"},"modified":"2010-03-26T00:30:27","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T08:30:27","slug":"trade-in-your-old-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/trade-in-your-old-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Trade in Your Old Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/fab-butt-implants.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4512\" title=\"fab butt implants\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/fab-butt-implants-300x158.jpg?resize=300%2C158\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/fab-butt-implants.jpg?resize=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/fab-butt-implants.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1 672w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Reading an article about the rise in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stylelist.com\/2010\/03\/22\/new-nose-for-a-persian-princess-rhinoplasty-has-become-popular\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ethnic Rhinoplasty<\/a>, I clicked on a doctor&#8217;s name and Voila! His <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ghavamiplasticsurgery.com\/buttock-augmentation-before-and-after.html\" target=\"_blank\">gallery<\/a> of <strong>Buttock Augmentation<\/strong> before-and-after pictures is astounding!<\/p>\n<p>Who even thinks of getting their butt augmented? It seems like it would be way down the list of an averagely vain person. But maybe that&#8217; s just me. Maybe it will take the place of breast implants as the surgery of choice for insecure women.<\/p>\n<p>Looking at these butts, I can&#8217;t help being amazed by the time and money and suffering invested in them. The pursuit of a round protruding ass seems nuts, but like much that is strange and offensive it does provide some compelling imagery. I&#8217;m going back to look at the <strong>Mommy Makeovers<\/strong> when I&#8217;m through with the butts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading an article about the rise in Ethnic Rhinoplasty, I clicked on a doctor&#8217;s name and Voila! His gallery of Buttock Augmentation before-and-after pictures is astounding! Who even thinks of getting their butt augmented? It seems like it would be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/trade-in-your-old-butt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[70,579],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1aL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4511"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}