{"id":4517,"date":"2010-03-28T01:10:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T09:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4517"},"modified":"2010-03-28T01:10:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T09:10:44","slug":"comments-for-jane-3282010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-3282010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 3\/28\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-rocks-her-new-boots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4518\" title=\"Sea rocks her new boots!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-rocks-her-new-boots-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-rocks-her-new-boots.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Sea-rocks-her-new-boots.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sea has been on the road with Dad, I think to SXSW to hear some awful new bands. She got to hang out with her Asian-ish friend<strong> Ronald<\/strong>, but really the main event was her new boots by <strong>Maison Martin Margiela<\/strong>, available now at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/60639\" target=\"_blank\">net-a-porter<\/a> for <strong>$1245.00<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do we think that these boots were a free gift from Martin Margiela? Because otherwise, the shoe bill in this family for just the last month is astronomical. Oh well, what&#8217;s money, right?&nbsp;\u00a0 In other news, Sea is super excited about being identified as a &#8220;pervert&#8221; on a fasion blog. She&#8217;s really arrived! She&#8217;s practically Madonna! It&#8217;s fun to have a naughty reputation! Plus, you can keep hoarding shoes while you cultivate the pervert thing!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting tired of Sea, to tell you the truth. I only want to keep a tab on the shoe expenditure. The story seems to have stalled, hasn&#8217;t it? I need some plot development, some forward movement. I might have to start inventing a narrative for Sea and Mom unless they can crank up the pace.<\/p>\n<p>Sea doesn&#8217;t care what you think. She wants you to look at her and her expensive shoes, to hear about Ronnie and all the nice hotels she stays in, but if you have an opinion you can fucking well keep it to yourself. Or, you can leave it here. I will go first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, I am losing interest in you but all is not lost. Mom&#8217;s gigantic metal beetle belt is making me think that maybe Mom is the real story here. Would you feel bad if I start making up adventures for you and Mom? I could have Carol appear at the end of each one to deliver a moral lesson. Think it over.<\/strong> <strong>Love, SW.&nbsp;\u00a0 P.S.<\/strong> <strong>Enough with the red hair.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sea has been on the road with Dad, I think to SXSW to hear some awful new bands. 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