{"id":452,"date":"2007-08-13T15:07:17","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T23:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/08\/13\/restless-leg-syndrome-the-hidden-benefits\/"},"modified":"2007-08-13T15:07:17","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T23:07:17","slug":"restless-leg-syndrome-the-hidden-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/restless-leg-syndrome-the-hidden-benefits\/","title":{"rendered":"Restless Leg Syndrome: The Hidden Benefits!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"mirapexrls_logo.gif\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/mirapexrls_logo.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image451\" height=\"83\" alt=\"mirapexrls_logo.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/mirapexrls_logo.gif?fit=640%2C83\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Restless Leg Syndrome is a fun disorder to begin with, but now it&#8217;s even more fun. The hot new medication for RLS is a drug called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirapex.com\/Controller.jpf\" target=\"_blank\">Mirapex<\/a>, which has a cute little TV commercial showing some legs that end up rested and content.<\/p>\n<p>One of the noteworthy side effects to &#8216;worry&#8217;&nbsp;\u00a0about is an increased compulsion for gambling or sexual activity.<\/p>\n<p>I love this! It reminds me of those old cartoons&nbsp;\u00a0where someone tries to&nbsp;\u00a0use their finger&nbsp;\u00a0to plug a hole in a bulging dam.&nbsp;\u00a0Other holes start sprouting somewhere else. If you stop your legs from twitching, boom, you need to gamble or have sex. Nature is trying to tell you, <em>Move it, Buddy!<\/em> Either your leg or your ass, It doesn&#8217;t really care.<\/p>\n<p>I suggest keeping a bottle of Mirapex around, just in case you get caught engaging in some form of, ahem, behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Restless Leg Syndrome is a fun disorder to begin with, but now it&#8217;s even more fun. The hot new medication for RLS is a drug called Mirapex, which has a cute little TV commercial showing some legs that end up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/restless-leg-syndrome-the-hidden-benefits\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-7i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}