{"id":4548,"date":"2010-03-29T23:02:26","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T07:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4548"},"modified":"2010-03-29T23:02:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T07:02:26","slug":"footwear-that-dare-not-speak-its-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/footwear-that-dare-not-speak-its-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Footwear That Dare Not Speak Its Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/knee-high-iconic-gladiator-shoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4549\" title=\"knee high iconic gladiator shoes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/knee-high-iconic-gladiator-shoes.jpg?resize=295%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"295\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/knee-high-iconic-gladiator-shoes.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/knee-high-iconic-gladiator-shoes.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Will you look at this shit? Is it a shoe or a boot or something else that never should have happened?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s by <strong>Jeffrey Campbell<\/strong>, duh, and it&#8217;s called &#8220;The Knee High Iconic Gladiator&#8221; and here I forget the last word, either shoe or boot.<\/p>\n<p>The worst thing is that I meant to post this yesterday and NOW THIS ICONIC-WHATEVER IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!<\/p>\n<p>Please forgive me! It was at <strong>Karmaloop<\/strong>. God. Am I Cunt of the Week&nbsp; now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will you look at this shit? Is it a shoe or a boot or something else that never should have happened? It&#8217;s by Jeffrey Campbell, duh, and it&#8217;s called &#8220;The Knee High Iconic Gladiator&#8221; and here I forget the last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/footwear-that-dare-not-speak-its-name\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[644,725,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1bm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4548"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}