{"id":4579,"date":"2010-04-01T21:42:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T05:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4579"},"modified":"2010-04-01T21:43:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T05:43:18","slug":"gratuitous-cute-guy-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gratuitous-cute-guy-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Gratuitous Cute Guy Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4583\" title=\"Karl1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl1.jpg?resize=375%2C365\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl1.jpg?w=375&amp;ssl=1 375w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl1.jpg?resize=300%2C292&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Meet the next <strong>Johnny Depp<\/strong>. His name is Karl and he&#8217;s only 18. But he&#8217;s 6&#8242; 2&#8243;.&nbsp;\u00a0 He has &#8220;walked&#8221; for <strong>John Galliano<\/strong> and he <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">can walk for me in my dreams<\/span> seems like a very nice young man.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4585\" title=\"Karl2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl2.jpg?resize=377%2C484\" alt=\"\" width=\"377\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl2.jpg?w=377&amp;ssl=1 377w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Karl2.jpg?resize=233%2C300&amp;ssl=1 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s not to love about <a href=\"http:\/\/models.com\/newfaces\/dailyduo\/3722\" target=\"_blank\">Karl<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet the next Johnny Depp. His name is Karl and he&#8217;s only 18. But he&#8217;s 6&#8242; 2&#8243;.&nbsp;\u00a0 He has &#8220;walked&#8221; for John Galliano and he can walk for me in my dreams seems like a very nice young man. What&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gratuitous-cute-guy-post\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[381,596,793],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1bR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}