{"id":461,"date":"2007-08-18T23:30:20","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T07:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/08\/18\/poor-amy-winehouse\/"},"modified":"2007-08-18T23:30:20","modified_gmt":"2007-08-19T07:30:20","slug":"poor-amy-winehouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/poor-amy-winehouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Amy Winehouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"fab-amy-w.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/fab-amy-w.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image458\" height=\"96\" alt=\"fab-amy-w.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/fab-amy-w.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"amywinees.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/amywinees.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image459\" height=\"96\" alt=\"amywinees.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/amywinees.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t describe my adoration of Amy Winehouse except to say that I&#8217;ve ruined my hair, teasing it into an enormous beehive in her honor. I&#8217;m not crazy about her husband, who looks like a typical hanger-on and scumbag.<\/p>\n<p>But now Amy&#8217;s own mother has sold her out to The Daily Mail, in a whiny, hostile <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/pages\/live\/articles\/showbiz\/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=476254&#038;in_page_id=1773\" target=\"_blank\">interview<\/a> that includes this recollection of the day her&nbsp;\u00a015 year old daughter&nbsp;\u00a0was kicked&nbsp;\u00a0out of school.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The same day, I had to take the family cat Katie to the vet. I dropped off the cat, went to the school and then went back to the vet&#8217;s. We had the cat put down. My joke is I should have had Amy put down and the cat moved on.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What kind of fuckery is that? I&#8217;m sorry about your awful mother, Amy! Get well soon, my dear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t describe my adoration of Amy Winehouse except to say that I&#8217;ve ruined my hair, teasing it into an enormous beehive in her honor. I&#8217;m not crazy about her husband, who looks like a typical hanger-on and scumbag. But &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/poor-amy-winehouse\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-7r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}