{"id":4693,"date":"2010-04-14T23:03:19","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T07:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4693"},"modified":"2010-04-14T23:03:19","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T07:03:19","slug":"cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2-bleachblack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2-bleachblack\/","title":{"rendered":"Cunt of the Week\u2122: BleachBlack"},"content":{"rendered":"

This week’s award will have to be shared by the two authors of BleachBlack<\/strong>, a style blog that is rife with exclamations of fuck, \u00a0 sick, dude, stoked, rad, killer, major, kickass, um, and all the other blogese we have come to expect from 20-something women who act like naughty schoolgirls.<\/p>\n

Bleach and Black created a green nail polish called “Dickweed,” and that was just silly.<\/p>\n

Now, they’ve come up with a new color called “Jizz<\/strong>,” a pearly-white that is modeled above by their pal Roomy<\/strong><\/a>, whom they slavishly mention at every opportunity.<\/p>\n

Here’s the problem. It’s one thing to be a stupid would-be whore who manages to make money by posting photos of consumer goods and videos \u00a0 with the caption “How amazing is this!” or “Hedi Slimane is a Genius!” It’s another thing to market nail polish called Jizz to their audience of clueless fashion girls.<\/p>\n

Jizz? Dude. Is that like the coolest, funniest name for white nail polish, like ever?<\/p>\n

I wouldn’t like to have to explain to my kids what jizz means. The whole idea is just sad. Why not spunk or smegma? I don’t like people who use the word jizz. They should use the word “come” but they don’t need to use it for nail polish. I think that in recent years, young girls have been giving out blowjobs with their phone numbers; the act has been downgraded from one of love and intimacy to a cheap party favor.<\/p>\n

Nail polish called Jizz is an extention of that trend. It’s also a reminder of how the vernacular of porn has entered the everyday consciousness of the masses.<\/p>\n

I resent BleachBlack for blighting my life with their lowbrow witlessness. Why did god make them? I hope you will join me in congratulating them for achieving the coveted Cunt of the Week award!<\/p>\n

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