{"id":4724,"date":"2010-04-18T20:31:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T04:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4724"},"modified":"2010-04-18T20:31:20","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T04:31:20","slug":"more-faith-and-more-bras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-faith-and-more-bras\/","title":{"rendered":"More Faith and More Bras"},"content":{"rendered":"

Another Saturday at Nordstrom, and look! It’s Faith<\/strong>, the Hot Nordstrom Girl<\/a>! I was so happy to see her that I got the BFF to take some pictures.<\/p>\n

Faith has an internship with a hot L.A. designer but for now, she is still at Nordstrom. You can’t see from this picture, but she was wearing the leopard print wedge clodhoppers by Jeffrey Campbell<\/strong><\/a>, which I correctly identified without being solicited to do so.<\/p>\n

If I could wake up tomorrow and be twenty, I’d get a hairdo like Faith’s. If I did it now, my BFF was quick to point out, I’d just look like I had cancer.<\/p>\n

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Here, I’m wearing: \u00a0 H&M jacket, Rag and Bone trousers, t-shirt from my t-shirt drawer, and tiger claw earring<\/em> (ha ha for you, Shelly<\/strong><\/a>!) \u00a0 If you want to gush about how awesome I look, please call me “Judy.” Thanks. xo<\/p>\n

We moved on from Faith to the lingerie department, where my BFF hesitated to buy some racy stockings until I screamed \u00a0 “MEN LOVE THESE!” which drew the attention of a grey-haired shopper nearby.<\/p>\n

The BFF bought some other items, including a pair of knickers by Elle MacPherson<\/strong>, even though she couldn’t find the matching bra. If you knew my BFF, you’d know how unthinkable this is. She will never consider buying lingerie unless it’s a matching set. I was amazed. She explained that she could wear the knickers with a dress that didn’t require a bra underneath. Aha!<\/p>\n

Personally, I don’t give a shit if my undergarments are a matching set. Black goes with everything; white is bad. Those are my only rules for lingerie. But I’m so nice that I spent at least half an hour online to track down the matching Elle MacPherson bra and here it is:<\/p>\n

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I may be an awful person, but I’m a really good friend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"