{"id":4763,"date":"2010-04-22T17:28:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T01:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4763"},"modified":"2010-04-22T17:28:14","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T01:28:14","slug":"try-being-this-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/try-being-this-hot\/","title":{"rendered":"Try Being This Hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Im-hotter-than-you-bitch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4764\" title=\"I'm hotter than you bitch\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Im-hotter-than-you-bitch.jpg?resize=504%2C472\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Im-hotter-than-you-bitch.jpg?w=504&amp;ssl=1 504w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Im-hotter-than-you-bitch.jpg?resize=300%2C280&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>when you&#8217;re 56 and just finished a brutal workout.<\/p>\n<p>Just a reminder to doubters.&nbsp;\u00a0 xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when you&#8217;re 56 and just finished a brutal workout. Just a reminder to doubters.&nbsp;\u00a0 xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12],"tags":[303,663],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1eP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}