{"id":4773,"date":"2010-04-24T01:24:47","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T09:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4773"},"modified":"2010-04-24T01:24:47","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T09:24:47","slug":"cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2-tamara-mellon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2-tamara-mellon\/","title":{"rendered":"Cunt of the Week\u2122: Tamara Mellon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tamara-mellon-is-so-chic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4774\" title=\"tamara mellon is so chic\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tamara-mellon-is-so-chic-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tamara-mellon-is-so-chic.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tamara-mellon-is-so-chic.jpg?w=650&amp;ssl=1 650w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, <strong>Tamara Mellon<\/strong>, co-founder of has-been shoe company <strong>Jimmy<\/strong> <strong>Choo,<\/strong> posed nude for loathsome pervert\/rapist <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/fashion\/2010\/03\/everyone_in_fashion_knows_terr.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Terry Richardson<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ugly-jimmy-choo-sneakers.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4775\" title=\"ugly jimmy choo sneakers\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ugly-jimmy-choo-sneakers-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ugly-jimmy-choo-sneakers.jpeg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ugly-jimmy-choo-sneakers.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ugly-jimmy-choo-sneakers.jpeg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.styleite.com\/retail\/jimmy-choo-debuts-600-line-of-sneakers\/\" target=\"_blank\">sneakers<\/a> wasn&#8217;t horrific enough to earn her the coveted Cunt of the Week&nbsp; award, Ms. Mellon daringly said of her photo shoot:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>I mean, it\u2019s nude but it\u2019s chic. I wonder what they\u2019ll say at the next board meeting.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Poor awful woman.&nbsp;\u00a0 She sued her own mother for $9 million dollars. Why does she keep trying to make us hate her? Why does she have to involve a cat in this nonsense?<\/p>\n<p>All I know is, Tamara Mellon is an overachiever in the cunt department and richly deserves to be Cunt of the Week&nbsp;.&nbsp;\u00a0 Nice work, Tamara!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Tamara-cunt-award.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4778\" title=\"Tamara cunt award\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Tamara-cunt-award.jpg?resize=158%2C234\" alt=\"\" width=\"158\" height=\"234\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, Tamara Mellon, co-founder of has-been shoe company Jimmy Choo, posed nude for loathsome pervert\/rapist Terry Richardson. Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers wasn&#8217;t horrific enough &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2-tamara-mellon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[776,118,785],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1eZ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4773"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}