{"id":4787,"date":"2010-04-25T23:04:26","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T07:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4787"},"modified":"2010-04-25T23:04:26","modified_gmt":"2010-04-26T07:04:26","slug":"comments-for-jane-4-26-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-4-26-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments for Jane 4-26-2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/seas-crap-for-tokyo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4788\" title=\"sea's crap for tokyo\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/seas-crap-for-tokyo-300x242.jpg?resize=300%2C242\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/seas-crap-for-tokyo.jpg?resize=300%2C242&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/seas-crap-for-tokyo.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get through this quickly:&nbsp;\u00a0 Sea is so excited about her <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">shopping<\/span> trip to Tokyo that she&#8217;s already started packing. Why is she packing those Prada shoes that are supposed to be Mom&#8217;s? There&#8217;s some funny business going on with those shoes, just don&#8217;t ask me what.<\/p>\n<p>Sea also posed on her bed for some photos with a wistful look on her face. I&#8217;m beginning to feel queasy about her nostrils, which seem unusually cavernous lately.<\/p>\n<p>Mom&#8217;s eBay purchases in the last six months have reached a total of 393. That is some mad curating!<\/p>\n<p>Even though Sea doesn&#8217;t allow comments, she has asked her readers to recommend the best toy stores in Tokyo.<\/p>\n<p>If you can help out with the toy stores OR just want to say Hi, you can leave your comments for Sea here. I will go first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, Have fun in Tokyo and please spend as much of Dad&#8217;s money as is humanly possible. Thanks, xo SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s get through this quickly:&nbsp;\u00a0 Sea is so excited about her shopping trip to Tokyo that she&#8217;s already started packing. Why is she packing those Prada shoes that are supposed to be Mom&#8217;s? There&#8217;s some funny business going on with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-4-26-2010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[516,801,740],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1fd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}