{"id":4791,"date":"2010-04-26T23:10:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T07:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4791"},"modified":"2010-04-27T11:58:15","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T19:58:15","slug":"gap-teeth-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gap-teeth-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Gap Teeth Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BilnXlqQy6w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why a gap between the front teeth is so endearing, but I assume it&#8217;s something to do with evoking babies. I can&#8217;t resist a gap-toothed smile.&nbsp;\u00a0 It&#8217;s only fair that <strong>Johnny Depp<\/strong> got the gappest-toothed woman in the world.<\/p>\n<p>My <strong>BFF<\/strong> has a gap, and I&#8217;d ask my dentist to give me one if I thought he&#8217;d cooperate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/brigitte-teeth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4801\" title=\"brigitte teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/brigitte-teeth.jpg?resize=85%2C107\" alt=\"\" width=\"85\" height=\"107\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/lauren-hutton-teeth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4802\" title=\"lauren hutton teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/lauren-hutton-teeth.jpg?resize=109%2C145\" alt=\"\" width=\"109\" height=\"145\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vanessa-paradis-teeth.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4803\" title=\"vanessa paradis teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vanessa-paradis-teeth-300x201.jpg?resize=300%2C201\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vanessa-paradis-teeth.jpeg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vanessa-paradis-teeth.jpeg?w=404&amp;ssl=1 404w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/abby-lee-teeth.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4804\" title=\"abby lee teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/abby-lee-teeth.jpeg?resize=92%2C137\" alt=\"\" width=\"92\" height=\"137\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/lara-stone-teeth.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4806\" title=\"lara stone teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/lara-stone-teeth.jpeg?resize=114%2C146\" alt=\"\" width=\"114\" height=\"146\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/georgia-jagger-teeth.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4809\" title=\"georgia jagger teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/georgia-jagger-teeth.jpeg?resize=96%2C141\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"141\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/maxine-madonna-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4810\" title=\"maxine-madonna small\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/maxine-madonna-small.jpg?resize=110%2C209\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"209\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is <strong>Brigitte Bardot<\/strong> the modern prototype, or was there someone before her?? (The Wife of Bath doesn&#8217;t count.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why a gap between the front teeth is so endearing, but I assume it&#8217;s something to do with evoking babies. I can&#8217;t resist a gap-toothed smile.&nbsp;\u00a0 It&#8217;s only fair that Johnny Depp got the gappest-toothed woman in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gap-teeth-love\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,4],"tags":[802,163,773,686],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1fh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}