{"id":4798,"date":"2010-04-27T18:05:46","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T02:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4798"},"modified":"2010-04-27T18:05:46","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T02:05:46","slug":"mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mommy\/","title":{"rendered":"Mommy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mommy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4799\" title=\"mommy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mommy-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mommy.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mommy.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my mom. She died on April 27, 2001.&nbsp;\u00a0 She loved opera, chili, shoes, vodka, books&nbsp;\u00a0 and traveling. On her deathbed, watching Jeopardy on TV, she shouted out &#8220;Loyola!&#8221; and she was correct.<\/p>\n<p>She was nuts, and I miss her.<\/p>\n<p>If you feel like it, go read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2006\/04\/26\/mothers-who-kill\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> in her honor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my mom. She died on April 27, 2001.&nbsp;\u00a0 She loved opera, chili, shoes, vodka, books&nbsp;\u00a0 and traveling. On her deathbed, watching Jeopardy on TV, she shouted out &#8220;Loyola!&#8221; and she was correct. She was nuts, and I miss her. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mommy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,9],"tags":[65],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-mommy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}