{"id":4817,"date":"2010-04-28T10:43:19","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T18:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4817"},"modified":"2010-04-28T10:46:43","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T18:46:43","slug":"irregular-choice-or-unspeakable-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/irregular-choice-or-unspeakable-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"Irregular Choice or Unspeakable Horror?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/irregular-choice-travesty1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4818\" title=\"irregular choice travesty1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/irregular-choice-travesty1.jpg?resize=400%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/irregular-choice-travesty1.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/irregular-choice-travesty1.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m aware that the shoe brand <strong>Irregular Choice<\/strong> has its fans but surely this <a href=\"http:\/\/needsupply.com\/womens\/new-items\/grace-lace.html\" target=\"_blank\">specimen<\/a> is unforgivable.&nbsp;\u00a0 Take a moment to ponder the insults going on here. For some reason, the open toe strikes me as the last straw.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sad that the site selling this shoe doesn&#8217;t engage in descriptive language.&nbsp;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t begin to imagine what anyone could say.&nbsp;\u00a0  <em>&#8220;Rats chewed the heel off this plucky little oxford and we patched the front with Grandma&#8217;s curtains!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t do it. Is anyone up to the challenge?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m aware that the shoe brand Irregular Choice has its fans but surely this specimen is unforgivable.&nbsp;\u00a0 Take a moment to ponder the insults going on here. For some reason, the open toe strikes me as the last straw. I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/irregular-choice-or-unspeakable-horror\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5,6],"tags":[644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1fH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}