{"id":4840,"date":"2010-04-29T23:34:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T07:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4840"},"modified":"2010-04-29T23:35:21","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T07:35:21","slug":"another-goddess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/another-goddess\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Goddess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4842\" title=\"naty chabanenko3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko3.jpg?resize=450%2C347\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko3.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko3.jpg?resize=300%2C231&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oooooh! She&#8217;s like a cross between <strong>Daria<\/strong> and <strong>Angelina<\/strong>. How can someone be so beautiful?!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4844\" title=\"naty-chabanenko2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko2.jpg?resize=322%2C418\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko2.jpg?w=322&amp;ssl=1 322w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naty-chabanenko2.jpg?resize=231%2C300&amp;ssl=1 231w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Naty Chamanenko<\/strong> may not have a gap between her teeth, but I may have to dump <strong>Abby Lee<\/strong> for her.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have a non-lesbitious crush on a gorgeous model? Or a lesbitious one?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oooooh! She&#8217;s like a cross between Daria and Angelina. How can someone be so beautiful?! Naty Chamanenko may not have a gap between her teeth, but I may have to dump Abby Lee for her. Do you have a non-lesbitious &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/another-goddess\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2,11],"tags":[804,805,81],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1g4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}