{"id":4854,"date":"2010-05-01T23:10:33","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T07:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4854"},"modified":"2010-05-01T23:10:33","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T07:10:33","slug":"this-shoe-makes-me-want-to-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/this-shoe-makes-me-want-to-cry\/","title":{"rendered":"This Shoe Makes Me Want to Cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Ash-denim-wedge-bootie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4855\" title=\"Ash denim wedge bootie\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Ash-denim-wedge-bootie.jpg?resize=254%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Ash-denim-wedge-bootie.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Ash-denim-wedge-bootie.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s why a woman can&#8217;t be President.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/tyler-denim-wedge-booties-ash\/vp\/v=1\/845524441869071.htm?folderID=2534374302053469&amp;fm=browse-brand-shopbysize\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess that&#8217;s why a woman can&#8217;t be President. From Shopbop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[644,118,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1gi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}