{"id":4874,"date":"2010-05-03T22:38:22","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T06:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4874"},"modified":"2010-05-03T22:38:22","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T06:38:22","slug":"fuck-the-leather-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fuck-the-leather-shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck the Leather Shorts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Hannah-Marshall-Bullet-Body.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4875\" title=\"Hannah Marshall Bullet Body\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Hannah-Marshall-Bullet-Body.jpg?resize=400%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Hannah-Marshall-Bullet-Body.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Hannah-Marshall-Bullet-Body.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just take this leather and mesh bodysuit by Hannah Marshall. It&#8217;s $960 at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.openingceremony.us\/products.asp?menuid=2&amp;productid=18677\" target=\"_blank\">Opening Ceremony<\/a> and they have my size.<\/p>\n<p>I could wear this everywhere, day and night, and look effortlessly cool. Okay, no, but I still want it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll just take this leather and mesh bodysuit by Hannah Marshall. It&#8217;s $960 at Opening Ceremony and they have my size. I could wear this everywhere, day and night, and look effortlessly cool. Okay, no, but I still want it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[806,63],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1gC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}