{"id":4888,"date":"2010-05-03T22:47:11","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T06:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4888"},"modified":"2010-05-03T22:47:11","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T06:47:11","slug":"comments-for-jane-5-4-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-5-4-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments for Jane 5-4-2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Sea-and-Ronnie-and-Cats-eeow.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4889\" title=\"Sea and Ronnie and Cats, eeow\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Sea-and-Ronnie-and-Cats-eeow.jpg?resize=469%2C312\" alt=\"\" width=\"469\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Sea-and-Ronnie-and-Cats-eeow.jpg?w=469&amp;ssl=1 469w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Sea-and-Ronnie-and-Cats-eeow.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sea has been in Tokyo with <strong>Mom<\/strong>, Mom&#8217;s&nbsp;\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">handmaiden<\/span> friend, and <strong>Ronnie<\/strong>. Above, Sea and Ronnie visit a Cat Cafe where people pay $10 to hang out with some cats. Don&#8217;t even ask.<\/p>\n<p>At first, Sea thought the cat thing was kind of perverted, and she should know; but now she gets it. I&#8217;m glad someone does!<\/p>\n<p>What I don&#8217;t get is Ronnie. What happened to <strong>Amit<\/strong>?!?!? He&#8217;s still alive and blogging, so we don&#8217;t have to worry about him getting wacked. But what&#8217;s the Ronnie deal? Does she collect Asian-looking guys like shoes? Or is Ronnie pretending to be her boyfriend? Was he friends with Amit? Did Mom pay for Ronnie to fly to Tokyo or was he already there? Is Ronnie concerned about being an appendage to Sea?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the exciting news: Mom reports that they have some &#8220;last minute shopping&#8221; to do before they come home tomorrow! Yay!<\/p>\n<p>Sea doesn&#8217;t want to hear your opinion but you can leave it here anyway. I will go first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, The cat thing is stupid. No matter how you try, you&#8217;ll never be as &#8220;weird&#8221; as you want to be. Give up! Spending money is your true calling. Can&#8217;t wait to see your new crap! Love, xoSW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sea has been in Tokyo with Mom, Mom&#8217;s&nbsp;\u00a0 handmaiden friend, and Ronnie. Above, Sea and Ronnie visit a Cat Cafe where people pay $10 to hang out with some cats. Don&#8217;t even ask. At first, Sea thought the cat thing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-5-4-2010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9],"tags":[807,740],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1gQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4888"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}