{"id":4908,"date":"2010-05-06T02:49:36","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T10:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4908"},"modified":"2010-05-06T02:49:36","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T10:49:36","slug":"help-im-on-empty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/help-im-on-empty\/","title":{"rendered":"Help, I&#8217;m On Empty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Romy-Icon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4909\" title=\"Roomy Icon\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Romy-Icon-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Romy-Icon.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Romy-Icon.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is the truth: Tonight, I just hate everything. Not so much hate, just don&#8217;t give a shit.<\/p>\n<p>I want to be interested in something but nothing worked. I don&#8217;t give a shit about who wore what to the Met Gala. I certainly don&#8217;t give a shit about <strong>Lady Gaga<\/strong> or the Sex and the City movie. I&#8217;m too depressed by World Events to dwell upon them. I looked at fashion and felt that it&#8217;s being covered better elsewhere. I looked for new Whores With Blogs&nbsp; and discovered that <strong>Roomy<\/strong> has lost her bloom and the <strong>What Is Reality<\/strong> girl just flounces around with the <strong>Jizz Girls<\/strong>.&nbsp;\u00a0 It has all become so incestuous, lately!<\/p>\n<p>A bunch of Second Tier Whores With Blogs&nbsp; have posted the usual mood boards and photos of Daul (&#8220;RIP!&#8221;,) Kate Moss, anyone who is blond and holding a cigarette. They&#8217;re all boasting about some stupid wedge heeled boots by Jeffrey Campbell or Sam Edelman ( I TOLD you they are Second Tier; they can&#8217;t afford Rick Owens or even Acne.)<\/p>\n<p>The girl at <strong>Luxnoir<\/strong> is still chunky and in love with herself. The <strong>Dirty Flaws<\/strong> girl shows a photo of a weird chain gag in someone&#8217;s mouth with the title &#8220;Yes, Please!&#8221; I get that she&#8217;s Dirty but why do these girls need to work so hard to emphasize their Darkness? Why can&#8217;t they just get their entire bodies pierced and covered with cigarette burns and Sanskrit tattoos and get it over with? <strong>Gnarlitude<\/strong> is still Stoked by all the radness and Fuck Yeah-ing over everything.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;ve wasted all this time, Let me introduce the Model\/Whore <a href=\"http:\/\/src783.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/crab-walk.html\" target=\"_blank\">above<\/a>, who really really loves herself and seems like reason enough for Roomy to either blow her brains out or find a new direction entirely.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. I failed. Maybe tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the truth: Tonight, I just hate everything. Not so much hate, just don&#8217;t give a shit. I want to be interested in something but nothing worked. 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