{"id":4920,"date":"2010-05-06T22:52:28","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T06:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4920"},"modified":"2010-05-06T22:53:47","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T06:53:47","slug":"why-i-love-my-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-i-love-my-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Love My Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/hippy-dreads.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4921\" title=\"hippy dreads\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/hippy-dreads-223x300.jpg?resize=223%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/hippy-dreads.jpg?resize=223%2C300&amp;ssl=1 223w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/hippy-dreads.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I was complaining to Max about the people at our local Whole Foods store. I noted that you couldn&#8217;t tell the difference between the homeless guys and the hipsters, who were affecting the same look, i.e., filthy dreadlocks and grubby clothing.<\/p>\n<p>Max replied, &#8220;But you can&#8217;t say the homelss guys are &#8220;affecting&#8221; the look.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;True.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Max: &#8220;They&#8217;re &#8220;rocking&#8221; it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, I was complaining to Max about the people at our local Whole Foods store. I noted that you couldn&#8217;t tell the difference between the homeless guys and the hipsters, who were affecting the same look, i.e., filthy dreadlocks and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-i-love-my-son\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,6],"tags":[56,811,482],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1hm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}