{"id":4979,"date":"2010-05-11T23:01:43","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T07:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=4979"},"modified":"2011-09-25T02:05:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T10:05:07","slug":"houseboys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/houseboys\/","title":{"rendered":"Houseboys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/fringey-houseboy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4980\" title=\"fringey houseboy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/fringey-houseboy.jpg?resize=368%2C542\" alt=\"\" width=\"368\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/fringey-houseboy.jpg?w=368&amp;ssl=1 368w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/fringey-houseboy.jpg?resize=203%2C300&amp;ssl=1 203w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 368px) 100vw, 368px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When we look for Houseboys, we are demanding, even though it&#8217;s hard to find good help and vice versa.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/leather-houseboy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4981\" title=\"leather houseboy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/leather-houseboy.jpg?resize=393%2C498\" alt=\"\" width=\"393\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/leather-houseboy.jpg?w=393&amp;ssl=1 393w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/leather-houseboy.jpg?resize=236%2C300&amp;ssl=1 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We look for a certain attitude first. Dominant but servile. Masculine but sensitive. Then we make sure he has strong legs, because he&#8217;ll be scurrying around all day, freshening our drinks and fluffing the pillows.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mouton-collet-houseboy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4982\" title=\"mouton collet houseboy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mouton-collet-houseboy.jpg?resize=367%2C550\" alt=\"\" width=\"367\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mouton-collet-houseboy.jpg?w=367&amp;ssl=1 367w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mouton-collet-houseboy.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 367px) 100vw, 367px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We ask him if he minds dressing up, because a good Houseboy is obedient but also playful.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/houseboy-in-clothes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4985\" title=\"houseboy in clothes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/houseboy-in-clothes.jpg?resize=341%2C608\" alt=\"\" width=\"341\" height=\"608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/houseboy-in-clothes.jpg?w=341&amp;ssl=1 341w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/houseboy-in-clothes.jpg?resize=168%2C300&amp;ssl=1 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Finally, we make sure we can take him out on social occasions. That&#8217;s about it. Oh wait, did I forget about cooking and cleaning? Those are good skills to have, but not as important and enthusiasm, multitasking and being a team player!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we look for Houseboys, we are demanding, even though it&#8217;s hard to find good help and vice versa. We look for a certain attitude first. Dominant but servile. Masculine but sensitive. 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