{"id":5059,"date":"2010-05-20T20:06:30","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T04:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5059"},"modified":"2010-05-20T20:06:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T04:06:30","slug":"a-cure-for-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-cure-for-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cure For Shopping?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-stolen-girlfriends.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5060\" title=\"Wolf jacket stolen girlfriends\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-stolen-girlfriends-257x300.jpg?resize=257%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"257\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-stolen-girlfriends.jpg?resize=257%2C300&amp;ssl=1 257w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-stolen-girlfriends.jpg?w=527&amp;ssl=1 527w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The sight of this fake fur jacket triggered my shopping addiction, big time. To make things worse, it&#8217;s called the Wolf Jacket. It seemed like destiny, if destiny were a voice in my head saying &#8220;Buy it, put it on your credit card, do it, do it, do it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In a stroke of unwitting genius, I asked my <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">kid<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/thetechteens.com\/tt\/home\" target=\"_blank\">webmaster<\/a> to stick my head on the lookbook model.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-as-worn-by-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5061\" title=\"Wolf jacket as worn by me\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-as-worn-by-me-257x300.jpg?resize=257%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"257\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-as-worn-by-me.jpg?resize=257%2C300&amp;ssl=1 257w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Wolf-jacket-as-worn-by-me.jpg?w=527&amp;ssl=1 527w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>VOILA!!! It looks stupid on me! I don&#8217;t need to buy it. Free at last!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sight of this fake fur jacket triggered my shopping addiction, big time. To make things worse, it&#8217;s called the Wolf Jacket. It seemed like destiny, if destiny were a voice in my head saying &#8220;Buy it, put it on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-cure-for-shopping\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[360,37],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1jB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}