{"id":509,"date":"2007-09-27T20:08:36","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T04:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/09\/27\/why-women-fall-for-bastards\/"},"modified":"2007-09-27T20:08:36","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T04:08:36","slug":"why-women-fall-for-bastards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-women-fall-for-bastards\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Women Fall For Bastards"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Finally, science looks at bastards! Here<\/a> is a study that demystifies attraction. Flirty facial messages override bastard qualities, at least \u00a0in women looking for a ‘fling.’<\/p>\n

I would say “duh” but I’m trying to seem professional. There’s even a little video<\/a> to illustrate how this works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finally, science looks at bastards! Here is a study that demystifies attraction. Flirty facial messages override bastard qualities, at least \u00a0in women looking for a ‘fling.’ I would say “duh” but I’m trying to seem professional. There’s even a little video … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-8d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}