{"id":5113,"date":"2010-05-26T21:53:32","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T05:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5113"},"modified":"2010-05-26T21:53:32","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T05:53:32","slug":"cargo-pants-vs-bp-oil-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cargo-pants-vs-bp-oil-disaster\/","title":{"rendered":"Cargo Pants vs BP Oil Disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"

Which subject do you find more appealing: Houlihan cargo pants by J Brand<\/strong> or the BP oil leak<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

On the one hand, the cargo pants are flying off the shelves everywhere! Stores are having to re-order them to try to meet the ragign demand for them, at $230 a pair.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, 37,424,000 gallons of oil<\/a> has gushed into the Gulf of Mexico as opposed to the 21,000 gallons per day estimated by British Petroleum last week. \u00a0 In fact, the daily rate is 1,050,000.<\/p>\n

On the one hand, the Houlihan cargo pants have been seen on Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff, Ciara, Rihanna<\/strong> and Sea of Shoes<\/strong>, among other fashion victims<\/span> leaders. They are the It-est It Item you will see this summer. You too can dress like all your idols if you have $230 and an internet connection!<\/p>\n

On the other hand, we now know without a doubt that the US government is owned by Big Oil. The staggering lack of action or expertise at handling this environmental catastrophe is clear evidence of who’s running the show here. Obama, Bush, it doesn’t matter who the oil companies put in charge since they just do what their masters tell them to do.<\/p>\n

And yet….the cargo pants. They are tangible. They are achievable. They don’t make you think of death and destruction and cancer and deceit and paranoia or greed.<\/p>\n

They come in vintage navy, olive and taupe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"