{"id":513,"date":"2007-09-28T16:28:56","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T00:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/09\/28\/rumor-willis-gods-revenge\/"},"modified":"2007-09-28T16:28:56","modified_gmt":"2007-09-29T00:28:56","slug":"rumor-willis-gods-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/rumor-willis-gods-revenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Rumor Willis: God&#8217;s Revenge?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"rumer-willis1.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/rumer-willis1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image511\" height=\"96\" alt=\"rumer-willis1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/rumer-willis1.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"rumer-willis2.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/rumer-willis2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image512\" height=\"96\" alt=\"rumer-willis2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/rumer-willis2.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What can be done about Rumor Willis?<\/p>\n<p>Is it fair to make fun of her, or is it even possible not to? I&#8217;m thinking that since she&#8217;s going out of her way to be photographed, we should be allowed to comment. On the other hand, is it like kicking a dead horse? Or a potato?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Rumor. I&#8217;m not a good enough person to defend you. I can only think that your mom&#8217;s amazing plastic surgery&nbsp;\u00a0was a pact with Satan. Try asking her if she can break the contract, or at least renegotiate!&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can be done about Rumor Willis? Is it fair to make fun of her, or is it even possible not to? I&#8217;m thinking that since she&#8217;s going out of her way to be photographed, we should be allowed to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/rumor-willis-gods-revenge\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-8h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}