{"id":5134,"date":"2010-05-30T21:12:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T05:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5134"},"modified":"2010-05-30T21:12:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T05:12:19","slug":"comments-for-jane-612010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-612010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments for Jane 6\/1\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-looks-weary-in-tutu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5135\" title=\"sea looks weary in tutu\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-looks-weary-in-tutu.jpg?resize=480%2C723\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-looks-weary-in-tutu.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-looks-weary-in-tutu.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sea looks disappointed after her loss in the Shirley Temple Look-alike Competition. Even the red tutu isn&#8217;t enough to cheer her up.<\/p>\n<p>But later, this effortlessly chic outfit brought a smile to her face.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-wearing-gothamatrix.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5136\" title=\"sea wearing gothamatrix\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-wearing-gothamatrix-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-wearing-gothamatrix.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sea-wearing-gothamatrix.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She loves her new <strong>Givenchy<\/strong> shoes from &#8220;this&nbsp;\u00a0 season.&#8221; Can somebody please price them??<\/p>\n<p>She has also acquired some hideous jewelry a la Mom, who is busy decorating their crib like a Las Vegas brothel. I think they&#8217;re planning a trip to Florence. If so, I hope Ronnie comes along to help find a cat cafe.<\/p>\n<p>Sea won&#8217;t publish your comments, you fucking philistines, but I will. Me first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, Lose the 80&#8217;s look if you want to maintain your influence. Most young girls don&#8217;t want to look like a middle-aged extra in Dynasty. Say hi to Carol! Love, SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sea looks disappointed after her loss in the Shirley Temple Look-alike Competition. Even the red tutu isn&#8217;t enough to cheer her up. But later, this effortlessly chic outfit brought a smile to her face. She loves her new Givenchy shoes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-612010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,740],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1kO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}