{"id":5173,"date":"2010-06-03T02:20:25","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T10:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5173"},"modified":"2010-06-03T02:20:25","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T10:20:25","slug":"can-we-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/can-we-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Can We Talk?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Ooh-la-la-living-room.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5174\" title=\"Ooh la la - living room\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Ooh-la-la-living-room-300x199.jpg?resize=300%2C199\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Ooh-la-la-living-room.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Ooh-la-la-living-room.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Ooh-la-la2-living-room.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Ooh la la2 - living room\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Ooh-la-la2-living-room-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here are the results of Mom&#8217;s hard work redecorating the family crib.&nbsp;\u00a0 Follow directions CAREFULLY.<\/p>\n<p>1. Click on photos to expand to full size.<br \/>\n2. Don&#8217;t scream if you&#8217;re at work.<br \/>\n3. Find one item you would like to see in your own living room.<br \/>\n4. Explain the concept without using the word &#8220;jungle.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the results of Mom&#8217;s hard work redecorating the family crib.&nbsp;\u00a0 Follow directions CAREFULLY. 1. Click on photos to expand to full size. 2. Don&#8217;t scream if you&#8217;re at work. 3. Find one item you would like to see &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/can-we-talk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,724,5],"tags":[812,835],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1lr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}