{"id":522,"date":"2007-10-09T11:07:47","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T19:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/10\/09\/behold-tom-fords-butt\/"},"modified":"2007-10-09T11:07:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-09T19:07:47","slug":"behold-tom-fords-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-tom-fords-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold Tom Ford&#8217;s Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"toms-butt.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/toms-butt.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image521\" height=\"85\" alt=\"toms-butt.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/toms-butt.jpg?fit=640%2C85\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tom Ford has generously given us a look at his naked body in Out Magazine, and I just can\u2019t get over his butt. It is simply pristine! He is 45 years old, and yet, look. How does Tom maintain his impeccable butt?<\/p>\n<p>Does he wax it? Is it microdermabrasion? Thermage? Fraxel? Photoshop?<\/p>\n<p>Here is a quote from the interview about the shower image:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cI complimented their cocks in the shower,\u201d [\u2026] \u201cI told one guy, \u2018Your cock is really good; mine is usually bigger than this,\u2019 and he said, \u2018Oh, it\u2019s just the water\u2013go stand under the shower.\u2019\u201d [\u2026] \u201cIf you behave that way and you respect people, I think they get it,\u201d [\u2026] \u201cThey sense from me that I\u2019m not going to give one of them a blow job. I just don\u2019t do that.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I love Tom Ford. What a gentleman! I remember when he was \u201cBisexual,\u201d that\u2019s how long I\u2019ve loved him. His new perfume is horrible, but his Gucci years were magic.<\/p>\n<p>What does Tom Ford mean to you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Ford has generously given us a look at his naked body in Out Magazine, and I just can\u2019t get over his butt. It is simply pristine! He is 45 years old, and yet, look. How does Tom maintain his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-tom-fords-butt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-8q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}