{"id":5229,"date":"2010-06-20T23:20:15","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T07:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5229"},"modified":"2010-06-20T23:20:15","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T07:20:15","slug":"another-horrid-attack-on-a-poor-blogger-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/another-horrid-attack-on-a-poor-blogger-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Horrid Attack on a Poor Blogger Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Please forgive me Jesus, I can’t stop myself without Your help!<\/p>\n

First, I was upset to see these $595 boots ( or rather, “kicks”) that have gotten so much press. Why does this poor girl need to spend so much on, let me quote here, “…my first piece of Alex Wang<\/strong>.” \u00a0 “Alex??” Is that like someone buying the knock-off version by “Jeff” Campbell?<\/p>\n

But then I am referred to an online magazine<\/a> where the girl is featured in an interview and replying to the question, “What was the last thing you’ve bought?” the poor girl answers:<\/p>\n

“A crew neck t-shirt from Obesity and Speed with ‘Choose Death’ printed on it. Can’t go wrong with that!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aaaah. Help me, help me, Jesus. Give me the courage, the wisdom, the serenity prayer, anything. The brand names, the goth cluelessness, no no no, take it away. Or help the poor girl to wise up.<\/p>\n

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