{"id":5288,"date":"2010-06-24T23:48:18","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T07:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=5288"},"modified":"2010-06-24T23:48:18","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T07:48:18","slug":"i-just-want-to-be-a-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-just-want-to-be-a-winner\/","title":{"rendered":"I Just Want to be a Winner"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Refinery 29 is running a contest<\/a>, and the prose roped me in:<\/p>\n

“Simone is hooking up one lucky reader with an insanely rad, cropped, silk jacket. Just tell us how you’d wear a shrunken moto with your fave summer outfit, and the reader with the best styling skills will get this sweet giveaway.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

They’re announcing the winner tomorrow and I’m all excited.<\/p>\n

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Actually, no, not excited, more like pessimistic, I guess. I probably should have added one more “moto” to really nail it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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